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These funny quotes and sayings about work, jobs, and bosses will free your mind from the grind. Grab a cup of coffee, relax, let these humorous quotations and funny sayings go to work.on your psyche. Your spirit will get a big raise.
2. No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
- Groucho Marx
3. Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.
- Huey P. Long
4. A consultant is a man who knows 157 ways to make love, but doesn’t know any women.
5. Reheating leftover fish in the office microwave should be a fireable offense.
6. Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment.
- Robert Benchley
7. Guys with neck tattoos love asking "Are ya'll hirin?"
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